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More Rap Artists Whose Names Are Adjectives, Nouns, or Both

Thursday, June 24th, 2004

These artists are a bit more underground (or just unknown and bad) than in the first installment, but the names are noticeably more pedestrian. Coincidence?

  • Atmosphere
  • Casual
  • Nice
  • Parliament
  • Shells
  • Smooth

Honorable Mention:

  • Big Momma’s House

This has potential to degrade into simply, “Funny Rapper Names,” I fear.

Rap Artists Whose Names Are Adjectives, Nouns, or Both *

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004

Adjectives:

  • Biggie Smalls
  • Common
  • Fabolous
  • Hi-Tek
  • Juvenile
  • Ludacris
  • Mystikal
  • Slim Shady

Nouns:

  • Black Eyed Peas
  • Grandmaster Flash
  • Hieroglyphics
  • Ice Cube
  • Ma$e
  • Puff Daddy
  • Q-Tip

Both:

  • Big Boi
  • Big Pun
  • Mad Skillz
  • Ole Dirty Bastard
  • Vanilla Ice

Special Award of Merit:

  • Del The Funky Homosapien

* I have chosen to focus on run-of-the-mill words and only those rap artists the average white rap geek might be expected to know about. I’m sure there are others that fit nicely into these lists. I apologize for leaving someone off, especially if they happen to be your favorite rapper. Please, don’t shoot me.

Dead Phish

Tuesday, May 25th, 2004

Last Friday night, I got together with Mike, Page and Fish to talk openly about the strong feelings I’ve been having that Phish has run its course and that we should end it now while it’s still on a high note. Once we started talking, it quickly became apparent that the other guys’ feelings, while not all the same as mine, were similar in many ways — most importantly, that we all love and respect Phish and the Phish audience far too much to stand by and allow it to drag on beyond the point of vibrancy and health. We don’t want to become caricatures of ourselves, or worse yet, a nostalgia act. By the end of the meeting, we realized that after almost twenty-one years together we were faced with the opportunity to graciously step away in unison, as a group, united in our friendship and our feelings of gratitude.

So Coventry will be the final Phish show. We are proud and thrilled that it will be in our home state of Vermont. We’re also excited for the June and August shows, our last tour together. For the sake of clarity, I should say that this is not like the hiatus, which was our last attempt to revitalize ourselves. We’re done. It’s been an amazing and incredible journey. We thank you all for the love and support that you’ve shown us.

— Trey Anastasio

Holy fucking shit!

VH1 Driven - Dave Matthews

Sunday, December 21st, 2003

Tonight VH1 airs an episode of their Driven series on Dave Matthews. Photographs taken during the early days of DMB taken by yours truly will be included in the broadcast. Watch those credits, as I still haven’t been paid nor have I signed a contract with the folks at VH1. Hmmm.

By small coincidence, this is episode #41 of the Driven series.

Tenacious D-VD

Wednesday, November 5th, 2003

The notion of Tenacious D having a DVD is a humorous one. The fact that they chose to call this DVD “The Complete Master Works” solidifies them as the band with the best sense of humor since The Beatles.

Howie Day’s songs are cooler than his name.

Saturday, October 11th, 2003

Years from now when I’m interviewed (because I’m a celebrated musician) who my influences are, I’ll have to remind myself to include Howie Day in the list.

I’ve been wearing out about 8 tracks from a live show I legally downloaded a couple days ago. The guy’s got skills.

He does layering/looping much like Keller Williams*. And his voice definitely has a Dave Matthews feel to it. In fact, at one point Howie’s between-song banter sounds so much like Dave-Speak it made my head turn.

His songs are definitely mellow, but at 1:30 in the morning that’s just fine by me.

* If you are currently listening to music or have your speakers on at all, click this link at your own peril.