June 03, 2004
Vacation Preparation Step #3: Put Off Packing Until The Night Before You Leave
It is an annual rite of passage and simply part of getting into the "vacation mode" of laziness and lack of responsibility to spend so much time on steps one and two and other things completely unrelated to vacation preparation that you find yourself completely unprepared for your journey the night before you are supposed to depart, outside of having plenty to read and listen to.
If you were forced to leave right now, you would be listening and reading naked and alone by the second day, due to a lack of a change of underwear, deodorant, toothpaste, shaving supplies, and other toiletries most would deem "essentials."
Congratulations, you have now completed the steps necessary to go on vacation. Easy as 1-2-3. Enjoy yourself. You've earned it!
Posted by jtnt at June 3, 2004 04:57 PM in Blather | TrackBack