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God Hates Shrimp

Totally inflammatory, but this is too good to pass up.

From the creator's (not THE Creator, mind you) site:

"If you're gonna justify your arguments with Leviticus, you better be prepared to go the distance, Godboy."

Oh, man. That cracks me up.

I happen to agree with God on this one. I have for years called crab and the like nasty little bottom-feeders, and I don't eat them. Since I'm on God's side on this one, I'm hoping he can overlook all the other things we disagree on (agree to disagree) and we can be friends anyway.

I just hope he considers chickens "clean" birds. If not, I think we may have irreconcilable differences, and I fear our friendship may be forever (oh, and I mean forever!) in jeopardy.