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Whatchou talkin' bout Arnold?

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that he will run for California governor.

The next person you think of after hearing that is undoubtedly Gary Coleman. I know. Same here. He played Arnold Drummond in Diff'rent Strokes. It makes sense. And just when you thought it couldn't get any scarier, Coleman is also entering the race.

Logically, Larry Flynt then comes to mind — him being a freak as well and all. And you guessed it, he's running, too. He's running on the ever-popular "Vote for a Smut-Peddler Who Cares" platform.

If they make this campaign into a movie, it will be the best work any of these guys has ever produced. Except for Flynt, of course. And if they don't hold a public debate, it will be a crime against humanity.

And to prove that California is truly bizarro, Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-California announced she would not run.

I predict that this election will produce the highest voter turnout California has ever seen.